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19 year old student studying graphic design in new york city. just another girl you pass by in the morning on your way to work or school. i'd call myself a writer, an artist, a comedian, among other things.
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Whyyy can’t I paint like this?
ginandphonics:interpreter:laurendrew:(via pirouettes: bikinifetish)
This is the best.
unicornology:fiddlersgreen:(via beatonna)
“But now you’re all “I’m sad” and “Our baby died” and “I don’t want to have sex with your friends”“
“Bitches, man.”
“Ok so, try and find a place here that I haven’t put my penis in.
It’s not easy.”choking on a banana muffin ahahaha
LMFAO.
The unhappier you are, the more ice cream you get!
When people get unhappy, one of the first things they do is grab for that ice cream carton. While this might not be the most healthy of ways to cure your unhappiness, you could sure do worse. Dr. Whippy is a machine that can perceive the unhappiness level of users. The more unhappy you are, the more ice cream it gives to you.
Dr. Whippy performs voice stress analysis to determine the unhappiness of the user. It then determines the amount of ice cream needed to cure that degree of unhappiness. Did someone close to you just pass away? You might be missing out on a few pounds of icy yumminess.
(submitted by onesidedsarcasm)
i’d almost always get a mountain.
gaga’s hot.
don’t judge me.
all harry potter & the half blood prince deleted scenes.
if i could ever have one deleted harry potter scene resurrected, i would choose the one with the singing, where they show the choir and everyone seeing it get dark outside before the death eaters arrived at hogwarts.
oh god i actually went back to listen to Bad Romance again.
